i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Someone stole a lamp last night.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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