I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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