Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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