My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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