at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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