if i died would you start the facebook group?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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