remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
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rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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