i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.