the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.