I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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