Welp...herpes.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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