Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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