Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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