can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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