Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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