you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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