We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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