Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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