Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
