Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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