you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
