Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.