i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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