Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It was confusing and full of hummus
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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