Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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