Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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