we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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