I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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