I'm eating all of the evidence.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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