Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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