OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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