Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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