this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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