Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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