i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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