I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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