And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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