i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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