There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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