There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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