But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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