So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Can I color on your dick again?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
