im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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