Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
