I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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