the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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