So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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