Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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