My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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