So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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