You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
