do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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