Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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