STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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