we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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