This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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